Who’s the man?

Once, I came across a list of things every man should be able to do. Strangely enough, Google isn’t helping me find it. Sure, it lists all sorts of similar lists, but not the one I had in mind. So, instead of backing it up with some empirical evidence, I’ll have to invoke the (my) First Law of the Internets again, and just say it: knowing how to clean a fresh pineapple is something every man should be able to do.