Hereby I (retroactively) declare a moratorium on the airing of the following horrible and overplayed songs by whatever means for a period of 60 days, starting each year on November 15th:
- All I Want For Christmas Is You (Mariah Carey)
- Last Christmas (Wham!)
- Wonderful Christmas Time (Paul McCartney and/or The Wings)
- Christmas Time (Bryan Adams)
- Do They Know It’s Christmas? (Band Aid. You really think they’d give a damn?)
- Happy Xmas (War Is Over) (John Lennon)
- Happy New Year (Abba. Actually, make that any and all songs by Abba.)
- Thank God It’s Christmas (Queen)
- 8 Days of Christmas (Destiny’s Child)
- Driving Home for Christmas (Chris Rea)
- Fairytale of New York (The Pogues)
- Feliz Navidad (José Feliciano)
- Mary’s Boy Child/Oh My Lord (Boney M)
- Merry Xmas Everybody (Slade, as requested by John)
This list may be changed at any appropriate moment and is not up for discussion. Additions may be suggested, however.