So Let Me Get This Right

So, roughly two thousand years ago this guy was born, who some thirty years later was allegedly nailed to a cross, died, and rose from the dead a day and half later. Just to spent another forty days down here before saying, Well screw you guys, I’m going home. Then, ten days later, his buddies got together and probably got stinking drunk, as they started to speak in tongues.

All of that, just to give me a couple of days off of work every year? Even when there’s no proof whatsoever that any of these things actually came to pass? Sweet.

Update: LOL.