Als ik nog één keer die irritante kutstem van Peter R. de Vries — waarbij ik mij spontaan afvraag of het toeval is dat zijn initialen PR zijn — hoor, dan ga ik wellicht rare dingen doen.

Idem voor de mening van mensen die denken naar aanleiding van zijn programmaatje de waarheid te kennen.

Weak excuses for not blogging

  • First and foremost, this year isn’t really providing stories to tell.
  • While I love the book I’m reading (Tales by HP Lovecraft), I’m just not getting through it. Usually, I only read before going to sleep, and at the glacial pace the stories unfold, you get there very fast.
  • I have not been struck by enough motivation to go through my archived links for another episode of Listmania, which is a very easy way to come up with some content.
  • Fifa 2003.
  • General laziness combined withe burden of being this old.
  • I’m still confused about what to make of Microsoft’s latest attempt to not break the already broken interwebs.
  • Too busy obsessing about trivial stuff like this graphs. (full versions available for a limited time.)
  • The same reason I had to do two loads of laundry yesterday: sometimes I just couldn’t care less.

On my evil nickname

About eight years ago, I was in need of a new alias . The nickname I was using until then was easily misunderstood, quite lame and, for the lack of a better description, totally ‘not me’. After test driving some options — including the über-lame ‘Free Willy’ — I finally came across the one I still use today while watching The Simpsons.

It happened during the credits at the end of one of the “Treehouse of Horror” / Halloween specials. The whole staff was credited with some ‘scary name’, like “Diabolical Dan Castellaneta” and “Sort of Frightening Sam Simon.” And buried somewhere in the middle, I see (something like) “John ‘Evil Nickname’ Doe”.¹ It was one of those light bulb moments.

As a nickname, it has turned out to be perfect: it’s has proven to be unique, very evil and tr00 (for those places where not having a nickname like “GrimNecroDeathDealer” or “Punisher of Puppies” if frowned upon), yet non-offensive and witty. The only downside I have so far encountered is that people tend to drop the Nickname and just call me Evil, which kinda goes against the whole not-having-an-‘evil’-nickname-that-looks-evil scheme I was going for. You win some, you lose some.

Anyway, that is the story behind my nickname. What about yours?

  1. As I found out today, ‘evil nickname’ does not appear in any of the Simpsons’ Halloween credits. The closest thing is “Matt ‘Scary Nickname’ Groening”. I’m sticking to my story. [back]

For I’m a jolly good fellow

Age, they say, is nothing but a number. As of today, the number is 28.

And since presents seem to be an integral part of the whole birthday-shenanigans, here you go.