Quick note: I’m just back from my first volleyball practice in almost eight months. As/Unlike* I said I would, I took it easy/went in for the kill. Until I know how my knee reacts, I rate my comeback as You lose at life./Your shipment of fail has arrived/Meh/Epic win!/All your base are belong to us on the internet-scale of awesomeness.

* Footnote: I wrote this in advance, and just had to tick the proverbial boxes.