Just so you know: I’ve made a resolution not to badmouth the new pope.* It’s not as if he had much choice, Divine guidance and all that. (Of course, this does not exempt the organization he’s now head shepherd of from criticism.)
Also:
With all this excitement about electing the new pope, I almost totally forgot there is no God.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 13, 2013
* Small print: This offer is null and void in cases of, including but not limited to, intentional asshattery, acting in bad faith, and really just asking for it.